Before I purchased the Hillsound BTR Stool, I was one of life's losers. Women laughed at me, men shunned me, and small children would kick sand in my face when I went to the beach. My boss didn't know who I was, and my co-workers thought I was employed by the company on the next floor up.
Then I purchased the Hillsound BTR Stool, and from that moment on, I developed a personality and instantly became a raconteur, bon vivant and a fellow well met. I have now qualified as a Navy SEAL, a stealth fighter pilot, and a Major in the SAS, where I have survived countless incursions behind enemy lines.
In addition, I frequently like to tread water for three consecutive days at a time and have single-handedly killed a 5-meter long Cayman crocodile. In my spare time, I remodel aircraft terminals with an emphasis on conservational issues. I also act as a consultant on Time Management skills to the elderly and lecture on Medieval Tapestries to the infirm. Every second Tuesday of the month, I repair, free of charge, any none working wireless sets they may have.
More recently, I have become a renowned expert in urban hang gliding techniques, winner of bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka and spelling bees in the Kremlin.
Men admire me, and women want to marry me, and yes, it's all thanks to the Hillsound BTR Stool.